Holy Grail

The cup which Jesus supposedly drank from at the last supper. Monty Python was once sent on a quest to find and retrieve it. They never completed this quest.

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

by Keegster April 24, 2003

golden grain

Alcoholic drink that joe namath drinks like water.

Side effects: Death

Reporter: So Joe, what do you think about the game?

Joe: Ahhh mah a football. (some other incoherent dumbass rambling)

Reporter: Wow, thanks Joe. Great insight

John Madden: Here's a guy who when he drinks golden grain he pukes up pieces of his own liver!

Pat Sommeral: Thanks, John.

by joes the man February 16, 2009

Gragg

Everything that is cool and awesome and good in the world.

I won the lottery and and a free car and a supermodel asked me to marry her and the UN decided I'm the ruler of the world. Today is so Gragg!

by jebus_the_third July 27, 2010

Overton Grange

Biggest bunch of cunts the world has ever seen shit school most of the pupils haven’t even heard of puberty never mind gone through it and there try to pull a peng girl CUNTS

Pupil 1: your a cunt
Pupil 2: so are you
Teacher: your Overton Grange your all cunts

by Shit schools May 13, 2018

holy grail

The ultimate goal of an occupation, profession, or endeavour.

A cure for AIDS is the holy grail of a number of scientists.

by Darth Ridley December 27, 2006

grain train

A notorious car in a neighborhood that cruises around crowded streets, in which the driver sells pot out of his car. Very easy to find, the "grain train" is usually a dude who will roll down his windo no more than 6 inches from the top, take fifteen bucks, slip you some weed and roll out.

You got any money, cuz the grain train is driving away.

by lolololol 69 January 6, 2006

grain grippa

Old person, usually of grandfather age defined by an ability to nap through nearly any life situation. The term was given to describe the iron grasp such a 'grain grippa' has to their wooden rocking chair during such a siesta.

Kick in his door, steal his wallet or crank up the hit list, that grain grippa ain't gonna wake up for nobody.

by Robtor April 25, 2011