meg griffen complex

a person who lacks personality, unique beauty, or style. A lemming who has no place to actually fit but attempts to fit everywhere.

She has that meg griffen complex, thats why no one talks to her

by grungewtch September 16, 2008

Griffin

A boy who makes your heart beat like crazy. Nice, smart, hawt, and sweet. But don't judge him by his name, he can't break your heart but he can make a crack. Not a small one, not a big on. A deep one.

The sad thing is, we weren't even together and he still was my Griffin.

by Alegrita January 2, 2009

Griffin

A Griffin is a jolly old fellow with a big heart and a bigger scrotum. Griffins are not to be taken as a joke, because they can be very serious at some times. However, Griffins are generally loving creatures and are very sweet.

"Wow, look at him! He seems so cool and nice!"
"Wow, what a Griffin!"

by jozkozbishes May 28, 2013

Peter Griffin

Someone who thinks they are a genius, but are, in fact, mentally retarded.

Peter Griffin: I am a genius! In your face Brian! I'm a g-e-a-n-y-i-s!
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?

by Icy Wyte June 26, 2018

Stewie Griffin

Stewie griffin is the youngest member of the griffin family of Quahog, Rhode island from the popular FOX TV serires family guy.

Stewie has an evil personality which is said to have been induced by his mother Lois smoking Marijuana while she was pregnant with him. His scary almost British accent is known as an evil Rex Harrison.

He is intent on world domination and the extermination of his mother, but also plans to kill many other people once he rules the world.

Lois Griffin: Come on stewie eat your broccoli here comes the airplane.

(knocks the broccoli off the fork and across the table)

Stewie Griffin: Damn you! Damn the broccoli! and damn the Wright brothers!!!

by Pinkfishe September 8, 2008

Griffin Bibb

A man who is slightly less manly than Chuck Norris, but also manlier than Charging Rhinos and AIDS.

Yea, Griffin Bibb's pretty awesome. But Chuck Norris is just the man!

by Lord Balmung May 11, 2009

Graffiti in my car port

The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"

Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"

"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"

by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009