Gouch-eyed

A name used to describe somebody with an extremely cocked eye

Tell that gouch-eyed bitch in your room to get the fuck up and do something! Lazy bitch with her dum looking face

by Zombiesafterme July 13, 2018

Gouche elevator

When a man sticks his forearm in between another man's legs and lifts against the gouche( and generally the balls too) until he lifts the man.

Man 1 " I got Eric so good with a gouche elevator the other day"

Man 2 " What did he say?"

Man 1 " OWWW MY BALLS!!"

by Macaroni 88 November 15, 2011

gouch bird

Bird or man with a large gouch but he is also really skinny and may also have a bird chest

Boney area on either the chest or large gap

Gouch bird

by NeecyMae August 22, 2020

gouch ferret

this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.

So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!

by Nik Danger April 11, 2010

free the gouch

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free

Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"

by anon1569 May 14, 2021

Gouche

Person born a Male that has decided to maim their dick and nuts into, what most would consider abominable, a vagina is a Gouche. G-ÕO-CHe

Guy 1: Oh man did you see that fucking Gouche try to make its way into the female restroom.

Girl 1: Yah wtf, it's about time they had separate Gouche facilities for those fucking Gouche's

Girl 2: Far away from children!

by Icedrop303 November 29, 2021

Gouche pickle

A Gouche Pickle is ur penis and the bit between ur anus. lol

Gouche pickle

by Doctor D I Brown September 10, 2011