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gopherition

The act of becoming a gopher

the act of being humiliated
Jared went through gopherition and now is embarrassed
by AxolotlGamerz December 19, 2022
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Gopher Tugging

The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.
Girl 1: “where did Owen go?”
Girl 2: “I think he went gopher tugging for us.”
by MoCeramic October 12, 2023
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brown gopher

Dude1:"dude, my brother is such a brown gopher"
Dude2:"omg i know!"
by EmmyV October 23, 2005
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Playing gopher

When you are trying to shit but the poop keeps going in and out of your ass resembling a gopher going through its hole
luke- Man last night my fucking shit was playing gopher with my asshole
by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019
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Cube Gopher

Any annoying co-worker who invades your work cubicle at any time uninvited even if your working there or not.
Wendy was the office ‘s cube gopher entering co-workers cubicles to rummage thru their personal effects after everyone else left.
by GreenHillGuy April 3, 2020
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Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.
She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!
by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 19, 2022
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Drown out the Gopher

The action of pissing in an empty beer bottle and inserting into a females asshole until the bottle is completely empty.
Hillary: I'm feeling a little frisky, I think tonight is the tonight.

Bill: Really? I've been waiting forever to Drown out the gopher.
by GoochTrain November 8, 2016
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