goonk

simple Goonk can mean any thing but is mostly subed by the work trick This word was made by Maurice of Miami carl city

I aint got time for no ganes these fools tryin' to goonk me

by Ashley February 20, 2005

Gonk

A bunch of outcasts who group together because nobody else wants them. Listen to shitty screamo music. Usually found hanging around the obscure areas of schools to avoid mockery. Don’t realise just how unpopular they are. Usually lead by one (or two) pricks with long greasy hair and porn’taches.

"Dude, that fucking gonk needs to get a shave and sort his life out."

by 4cbb June 17, 2009

gonkulator

This is a part made for an 1967 austin cooper S in 1979 by me. It was used to keep the car engine cool as they were notorious for cracked heads and overheating. It consists of a gallon jug filled with water, a rubber 2' rubber hose connected to the top of the jug, a rubber hose from the jug to a copper tube with holes drilled at 1/2" spacing mounted in front of the radiator. You simply blew on the hose connected to the jug and water would be delivered in front of the radiator cooling it off just enough so that the car would not go into the red. Repairing the head made this item obsolete :) My twin brother came up with the name the first time we used it on a fishing trip.

This gonkulator is a part used on a 1967 austin cooper S right hand drive to alleviate overheating :)

by Gonkulator December 14, 2012

Gis a gonk ya dober

Please may I have a troll you male genitalia

Guy one: "'Gis a gonk ya dober!"
Guy two: "Pardon?"
Guy one: *gets out urban dictionary* "Please may I have a troll you male genitalia.
Guy two: Sorry gave my last one away yesterday.

by Katweeeee June 26, 2007

Goink

Verb. To have sex; to have sex with. Basically, a synonym for screw.

"I can't believe you two finally goinked!" -- Mell in Narbonic

by crazymell May 4, 2006

gonk

To edit someone's profile on a website or forum in a humorous or derogatory fashion after they have left it logged in on a public computer.

Unlike hacking, gonking is done to someone who carelessly leaves their account logged in, and is usually done as a prank.

A gonk'd profile's password is not changed.

past tense: gonk'd

John's Myspace got Gonk'd

by Dom Price October 20, 2006

goink

The part of your finger above your knuckles, and below your first joint. It's about an inch long.

"Do you have hair on your goink?"
"Can I suck on your goink?"

by allana September 22, 2008