G-Off

1. A type of person who enjoys "getting off" young girls, hence, G-Off.
2. A type of body odor that can knock out a rhyno. As you guessed, this may be a turn off to the girls; hence, G-Off.

"Hide your little sister, I smell a G-Off!"

by Jan Itor January 2, 2008

Goffstown

The town i live in, in New Hampshire. And it is flooding. and people are getting evacuated.

OH NO it is flodding in Goffstown.
as in water is everywhere in Goffstown.
Goffstown is a boring Town.

by isavedave. May 22, 2006

goffed

to have let off excess wind through the anus

"Cyril mate have you goffed?"

by The Heed December 20, 2006

Goffwaffle

An annoyingly long thread of conversational drivel, usually political in nature, that serves the dual purpose of articulating a known fact in an overly smug fashion and insulting another person(s) on a deeply personal level.

If I have to read another facebook post jam-packed with that son of a bitch's arrogant goffwaffle, I'm going to crowdfund to have him fired out of a cannon and into the sun.

by DardyAs September 3, 2016

Goffed

To put cocaine in ones rectum

Yo i got cought by the cops but i goffed my cocaine

by Jonnighs May 13, 2008

Goffmo

Goffmo = a combo of Goth + Emo! Hence Goffmo

Person A: Iain, your sooo emo.

Iain: Nah im Goffmo

Person A: Ohhh

by Benn-Jammin April 25, 2006

goffybashing

1. A term used to describe a situation in which 1 or more goffs are being bashed

2. To goffy bash means to listen to loud metal / grindcore music and have a fight in the middle of it i.e moshing

1. Dude lets go out and do some goffybashing

2. You wanna goffybash with me?

by RonTomJake August 5, 2007