Gootz

a small caterpillar type bug that crawls in you ear and tells you the answers to science questions.

the sun is an example of nuclear energy. how did I know? the gootz told me.

by ToriVale April 28, 2006

gretzer

like truant someone who skives of school to do work like plumbing, tiling and especially roofing

Look at that geezer hes a proper gretzer!

by Hugh Janus February 7, 2004

the ghetz

short form for "ghetto"

That hotel we stayed in was so run down, crappy and in such a bad neighbourhood, it was in the ghetz.

by pussycat ~ June 20, 2008

Amon Goeth

Amon Goeth was known as Hitler's Nazi Butcher, Amon Goeth (or Goth when you are l337 enuff to put the little cymbols above the o) Ran a forced labour camp in WWII. For fun he would shoot jewish children from his balcony witha sniper rifle. He ordered the liquidation of the Kackrow ghetto and the killing of over 10,000 jews. He then got Hanged. See a pretty version of him in Shindlers List

"Vere are zee children... ahh zere zey are...BANG! MUHAHA I AM ZEE LEET NAZI BUTCHER AMON GOETH!!"

by MephistosMinion November 2, 2005

getz

getz. short for "ya get me"

eg.
mandem 1 "Dat gyls fine blud"
mandem 2 "Getz"

by TAX November 2, 2004

wayne gretzky

When you bang a girl who hasn't showered for three periods. AKA Courtney Love.

When I was banging the lunch lady, she totally gave me a wayne gretzky.

by Brent C July 4, 2006

Goethe

Johann wolfgang von Goethe was born in 1749 in Frankfurt, Germany. It would be correct to remark he put german culture on the map. Famous for Faust, Heidelroslein and The sorrows of young Werther. Coined the phrase "pretentious, moi?". All in all, abit of a floppy sausage, and is still annoying people today through education and the Goetheinstitute.

It would be unfair to say he was useless, as he coined a phrase in german that translates as "lick my arse", genius.

"mmm, goethe was important, but a bit of a tool wasnt he?"
"yes he was!"
"nice hair though"

by Jeffrey Douglas August 31, 2006