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Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.
Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*
by Anal Jones Jr. February 19, 2020
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Inventing Gibberish

Verb.

When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.
Alec: Bro, Kelly called me stupid so I called her a 'gir-ass' (like a giraffe) and everybody was laughing and saying it was stupid but it just blew up on Urban.

Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.
by finnrmyman November 2, 2022
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the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.
Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!
by Alastus June 21, 2016
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Glizzy Gobbler

Somebody that absolutely destroys glizzys. They can swallow 5 glizzys/hotdogs at once. They have infinite power.
Me: I hope I can acquire the power of a glizzy gobbler one day
by Lukep123 August 24, 2020
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Dawn-gibberer

Some people can suffer from verbal diarrhoea. Others still can be referred to as a morning person. Combine these afflictions in a lab while trying to find a cure, and you will have yourself a Dawn-gibberer.

A Dawn-gibberer seems to talk either at random or along an unceasing tangent without mercy and despite signals indicating sufferance from hapless and/or occupied listeners, who are trying instead to muster at least a modicum of interest. The Dawn-gibberer's activities are definatively prominent during the first few hours of the morning, when other human beings are still trying to wake up, and therefore cannot functionally engage in nor fully understand a steady stream of disconnected ramblings.

Like an excorcist for the possessed, when faced with the verbal vomit of the Dawn-gibberer - it's head spinning and muttering - find yourself someone proficient in multitasking to feign interest and save your people.
Steve donned an armor of indifference, armed himself with caffeine, and valiantly walked into his office in order to face the evil Dawn-gibberer known to the villagers as Suzie.
by Danny K. June 30, 2007
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nob-gobbler

A female who loves to give head and swallow.
Hey G3 take her for a ride on the levee she is a good nob-gobbler.
by 2eyemike October 26, 2006
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GOOP GOBBLER

A girl who loves cum and can't get enough.

See also cumdumpster
Your girlfriend is such a goop gobbler. I can't believe she downed the whole team!
by Rod December 4, 2003
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