Glock and Balls

Glock and Balls is a simple term referring to a dual round drum attached to a Glock. Looks like a cock and balls

Jeffrey: Did you see the new dual round drum for the Glock 17?
Dave: Oh you mean the Glock and Balls

by Charles Babypowder October 18, 2021

Glock cock choker

When you suck and gluck on dat cock to hard u swallow it and you swallow there balls at the same time that your thought gets bruised

Bro I just gave the glock cock choker last night to big Jim

by Lynsey brolly December 6, 2021

Glock 9

What people in the hood call any pistol (Actual glock, hi point, sig, etc.) Despite the name, glock does not make a 9, as the 9 refers to the 9mm rounds most popular pistols shoot.

I remember eating ramen with a glock 9

by Whipt_butter December 8, 2021

glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for David's glock n shock!

by Kamen December 14, 2008

Glock-Block

The act of blocking one from playing Call of Duty or any First-Person-Shooter. Can be for a good or bad reason.

Tom - Dude why weren't you on CoD last night?
Me - Oh sorry bro, my girlfriend came over and glock-blocked me.
Tom - Nice.

Mike - Dude what the hell I said go on CoD.
Me - Ugh I went to but my mom glock-blocked me with a bunch of chores.

by AMFPsychotic June 29, 2010

Glock Gleak

It's a movement, a way of life, a religion, and source of energy, a love...

"Yo relax... Glock Gleak man. "

"Did you see her Dank? GLOCK GLEAK son."

"I swear to god if you Glock Gleak one more time I'm going to slap you up side yo head."

by A-Bimbo January 1, 2009

Glock-en-spiel

Firing off all ammunition in a firearm whilst climaxing from receiving felatio. When done properly the brass cartridges will bounce off the top of the head of the one performing the felatio in between the streams of semen rocketing down their throat.

"The only way I'm driving 150 miles for head is if that girl's gonna give me a Glock-en-spiel!"

"Honey, can you stop by the gun store on the way home? I wanna give you a Glock-en-spiel later."

"That girl totally blew me on the beach at sunrise this morning man. The best part was, It was a Total Glock-en-spiel! I emptied my magazine and my balls simultaneously!"

by JohnnyTbagz August 31, 2011