glarby

GLARBY:

Full of carbohydrates, fat, Crisco, lard, sugar, GLARB.

Boy 1: I'm so hungry. I am going to eat that entire Pizza Hut pizza.

Boy 2: Are you really going to eat that whole pizza? That is so GLARBY.

by Taycray December 20, 2013

Glarg

That sound of relief you make after the shit you've been pushing for ten minutes finally comes free.

"Glarg! Huh! It's okay. It's okay. It's all over now!"

by Dr.FunTimes June 1, 2015

Glackin

A God, a Juggernaut, and a beast. Usually a massive middle-aged teacher with long facial hair who looks like he can strangle a bear with his pinky.

Oh god, it's a glackin!

by Bob the Type Writing Lord July 16, 2017

glanker

A made up word that shouldn’t be here

Me: “hey I’m gonna define glanker on urban dictionary”

God: “that’s not a word”

by BillyBobBatson April 11, 2018

Gladkov

Gladkov is typically an agressive person. Usually coming from Russia or the U.S.S.R. Mostly sending memes that are unfunny and boring. Also called Normie.
They can be very agressive when they drink alcohol and they want to fight with everyone and usually they hit the wall and while they are having a hangover they always complain about their hand, which got hit when they hit the wall.

Oh man, you should not drink, you will become a Gladkov!

by Bombe April 21, 2019

glarglar

An alien unit of computation used in Matrioshka brain data centres. Often used to simulate human life.

⊑⟒⊬ ☌⎍⊬⌇, ⊑⍜⍙ ⋔⏃⋏⊬ glarglars ⎅⍜ ⍙⟒ ⋏⟒⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⏁⍜ ⌿⌰⏃⊬ ⏁⍜ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟒⋏⎅ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⊑⎍⋔⏃⋏ ⌰⟟⎎⟒ ⌇⟟⋔⎍⌰⏃⏁⍜⍀?

by Shadow51 June 9, 2020

glarren

A comedic person who is a great friend who most likely to bring you out of your comfort zone.

Glarren also acts like he doesn't study but ends up getting better grades than those who said that they studied.

He likes to put on "plays" with things that surrounds him. If you sit beside him, you are a lucky person. Everyday would be filled with laughter.

Person 1: Who sits beside you?
Person 2: Glarren
Person 1: Make sure you have a large oxygen capacity

by wohenni November 30, 2021