Giraffe Punch 

1) A punch that simulates punching a giraffe

2) Alternative Metal band from the UK

Example 1) Where assailant happens to be on a trampoline, jumps up and while in mid air, flying punches the target. Thus simulating the effort required to, if needs be, Punch a Giraffe.

Example 2) "I Retain This" - Giraffe Punch EP

Giraffe Punch by Jako373 May 5, 2009

Giraffe's Neck 

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

Giraffe's Neck by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

Giraffe necking it 

deepthroating it real good

Damn man, she is so good at giraffe necking it

Giraffe necking it by kmanchill May 30, 2017

giraffe weevil 

some mudafuckin cool ass beetle that has a long ass neck and shizz

guy1: i cant wait to own a giraffe weevil!
guy2: dude, you are so fuckin cool.

giraffe weevil by shrek of the 99 seas September 20, 2017

Giraffe's Neck 

Code word for "Give me head"

Hey girl, giraffe's neck. ;)
Girl:
Giraffe:

Giraffe's Neck by Giraffes Neck September 14, 2019

Giraffe on a tight rope

Being extremely under Pressure or very nervous

Example 1: you’re like a giraffe on a tight rope.

Example 2: you’re more nervous than a giraffe on a tight rope, what’s wrong?

Example 3: there’s a big test coming soon and I feel like a giraffe on a tight rope.

Giraffe on a tight rope by Rosie python July 26, 2020

giraffe's ass 

What you are higher than when you are good and fucked up.

"Remember that day I ate that whole edible by myself? I was Higher than a giraffe's ass."

giraffe's ass by Felicityfartwell October 9, 2020