Gifted kid

Synonym of “born to disappoint”

Person 1: “My son is such a gifted kid!”
Person 2: “Guess he’s born to disappoint.”

by Bootsieboo1385 January 5, 2022

Abdominally gifted

People who are overly muscular in the abdominal area.

The guys in 300 were easily Abdominally gifted!

by Bob T August 14, 2007

Valentine Gift

Anything your heart desires to give on 14 February...but nowadays something more explicit and personal is in vogue.

Perhaps today's most meaningful Valentine gift, no matter what your sexual orientation, is a dozen Red, Heart-Shaped Exploding Butt Plugs!!! A gift the object of your desire will never be able to forget as it leaves permanent scars or mortal wounds.

by Blind William CupidTells February 12, 2010

Ninja Gifting

The Art of gifting an item to a friend or relative, by sneaking into their house and placing said item unwrapped among their personal belongings, in such a way they have no clue who gifted the item to them or where it came from. also can be referred to as Ghost Gifting.

I found a Venus statue in my room, I believe someone has been ninja gifting me while i was at work.

by Monroe space kraken-slayer January 30, 2012

eskimo gift

Gift given to an Eskimo Brother to retain bro status after screwing the Eskimo Brother's ex for the first time.

"Dude, isn't your friend pissed you banged his ex girlfriend?"

"Nahh, I hooked him up with an eskimo gift."

by M. Pullet December 17, 2015

Hybridly gifted

When your blessed with both parents of different ethnicities. You then have the best of both their worlds.

When your hybridly gifted , ex; your mom is white and your dad is black = your always invited to the cook out, plus your able to speak to the manager when out and about.

by Plumbsavvy December 1, 2020

Rapid Gift

A Rapid Gift is something positive that happens really fast, creating great pleasure for one's self

Gav was lying in bed hanging from a heavy session starving but no energy to move, steeley walks in with a Raspberry trifle & hands it to Gav, Gav virtually jizzes on his pants & snifles the trifle straight up the hooter, absolute rapid gift

by Turner1888 March 17, 2021