smack germ

When a person gives oral sex with cold sores

Kenny asked if she was given him smack germ

by Tire shop tony May 20, 2022

It's Germ-x

A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")

A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.

by Innocence. February 15, 2019

sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts December 6, 2012

germ coward

its cooper benstead

"he is such a germ coward"

by swaggyislife August 6, 2019

germ

a nickname for that one guy called jeremy

jeremy: hi!

you: hey germ
jeremy: :(
you: .)

by EndyCake April 29, 2021

Guns Germs and Steel

Guns Germs and Steel is a Pulitzer prize-winning book written by Jared Diamond. You'll most likely study this in grade ten social studies or somewhere in university. It was also turned into a National Geographic special which has a wicked intro, good luck finishing it though.

I own 29 copies of the book "Guns Germs and Steel" This is not a joke, I actually do.

by KookyKrock September 21, 2021

Germ martyr

Someone who shows up to work as a sacrifice while sick but shared his sickness with everyone else

David is being a germ martyr today but it’s only going to make us all sick AF

by Kittykiacz December 12, 2018