Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because she heard rumors that it's big.

Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023

funching

funching, the act of sucking your own penis

yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching

by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024

Funtching

The act of Munting and Felching on the same body, at the same time, with two different people

“Have you felched before?”
“I mean my friend brought me to the graveyard and we were funtching”

by jhaas April 2, 2024

Funcshtain

A super dumb slang word for boobs that’s only used by total idiots. It’s the kind of nonsense you’d hear from someone who isn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed and probably struggles to tie their own shoes.

"Yo, check out the funcshtains on that girl!"
"Shut up, Dave, you sound like a total moron. That’s the dumbest word I’ve ever heard."

by Benboq March 3, 2026

Funching

The act of shitting diarrhea into a portable toilet, clawing it out with one’s hand, smearing it on the walls to make a nude self portrait, and jerking off to it

-Bro, what took you so long in the port-a-potty?
-Sorry man, I was Funching.

by WadeWatts4953 September 20, 2025

Funcshway

In the zone. Locked in for structural engineering homework or engineering activities.

You are disrupting my funcshway. Stop before I funcshway on your face!

by Pile driver Foundation October 21, 2025

Dr. Funshine Carebear

An awesome and adorable bear that everyone loves and does no wrong, Dr. Funshine Carebear is loved by everyone.

Person 1: "Man, I could really use a good friend right now."
Person 2: "You should go see Dr. Funshine Carebear

by addictwithapen28 October 30, 2018