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Fucktardo

1. An extreme fucktard, of possibly spanish descent.

2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.

3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

4. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Daya : How the fuck could you walk into that door, you fucktardo !!!

Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!

*defeats Fernando *

Fernando : i cant believe i lost..

* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*

Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!

Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!

*Fernando commits suicide*

I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.

You are a fucktardo. Period.
by zingeraddict October 3, 2011
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teamkilling fucktard

1) Someone who demonstrates the qualities of a fucktard (See definition) before, after, or during the action of killing a teammate in an online game.

2) Caboose, from Red vs. Blue
by Shadowlings Tear January 29, 2005
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fucktaki mushroom

When some accidently use the word "shit" when they wish not to, they might add "taki mushroom" so it is as if they were not swearing at all. This method may also be used for the word "fuck".
One day I accidentally started to say "what the fuck" in maff class when informed of a homework assignment. I knew this would not fly. Thinking quickly I added "taki mushroom" to the end. The day was saved. No one suspects me of being a potty mouff. The teacher, coincidentally, is actually quite fond of fucktaki mushrooms in her spring rolls. Oh fucktaki mushroom! I misspelled "mouth".
by a man from norf america April 10, 2008
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a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker
by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017
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fucktabulous

something that is so kick ass it can be compared to sex
god damn that starburst was fucktabulous
by Jebus December 10, 2002
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rip van fucktard

a person so clueless that they appear to have been separated from society for an extremely prolonged period of time - as if that person had been asleep for 50+ years.
This entire administration is made up of a bunch of rip van fucktards.
by husein January 15, 2007
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Funktrampler

Verb-Funktrampling
Noun-Funktrampler

When youre having a really good time, or being just plain weird, and someone comes in and tramples on your funk.
Yo man, I was doing the sock puppet dance the other day, and then (insert name here) came in and started telling me to shut up, and totally trampled my funk.

Ya, that bitch is a total funktrampler.
by Suzy Ennis April 25, 2007
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