Functional neurological disorder

You're brain//the electrical wiring in it is fucked.

functional neurological disorder sucks

by ihavenothingtodoinlife May 23, 2022

functionally Amish

The condition of being clueless about technology.

She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.

by xxoomom February 8, 2010

functional incompetence

The ability to maintain a façade of competence, the surface of which, once penetrated, reveals the individual actually has little to no understanding of the tasks in which they have been placed in control of. This type of employee is of particular concern as their incompetence may not be discovered until they have left the organization.

John excelled at functional incompetence because he seemed to know what he was doing until an audit showed he fabricated all his reports.

by Tamara101972 September 19, 2016

functional nerd

A type of nerd that isn't easily identified. people only realize they are nerds after prolonged exposure to them.

Ellilta's got her shit together but she's been watching Game of Thrones everyday for the past month. She's a functional nerd.

by jst_money March 6, 2017

Functional Poor

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.

*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.

“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”

by assstrroo October 5, 2018

Function is Function Squad

FIFSQUAD Short abbrievation for Function is Function Squad is group of Trinibad local artist from Maloney in Trinidad and Tobago One6️⃣ also known as (Darrion thomas) is The founder of this movement further he is signed to Hilltop Entertainment and is one of the biggest upcoming Trinibad. FIFSQUAD

also contains other artist like King kunta,Deejae and Yung Jordan Tye (Tyriq Atkins) and are certainly underdog artist but are considered next up in the local Trinibad movement.‼

FIFsquad Function is Function Squad
FIFSQUAD AH DE MADDEST IN MALONEY
FUNCTION IS FUNCTION YEA YEA🗣🗣
MALONEY MAN CRAZY FIFSQUAD

FIFSQUAD WE GO ALL OUT

by Maloney Man Crazy May 17, 2020

Functionally lazy

Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks

That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 16, 2021