Beth : It was so nice to see you and your family together at church yesterday you should go more often!
Chad : Yeah I have to work a lot of Sunday's but it's such a rewarding feeling to get in touch with the lord!
Kiersten : Hey Chad I think I left my panties in your bed Saturday night could you bring them by my place after work.
Beth : O My God do you Fuck another women besides your wife?
Chad : Hell no I Fuck many women besides my wife!
Beth : You god damn dirty asshole I hope you go to hell!
Chad : Wow what A dirty mouth you have guess I will see you there!
Beth : And I bet you don't even work on Sunday's either!
Chad : Hey sex is work I only have 4 hours to Fuck 5 women and 2 guy's!
Beth : You fuck guy's too AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Yeah I have to work a lot of Sunday's but it's such a rewarding feeling to get in touch with the lord!
Kiersten : Hey Chad I think I left my panties in your bed Saturday night could you bring them by my place after work.
Beth : O My God do you Fuck another women besides your wife?
Chad : Hell no I Fuck many women besides my wife!
Beth : You god damn dirty asshole I hope you go to hell!
Chad : Wow what A dirty mouth you have guess I will see you there!
Beth : And I bet you don't even work on Sunday's either!
Chad : Hey sex is work I only have 4 hours to Fuck 5 women and 2 guy's!
Beth : You fuck guy's too AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by SlopNChop March 13, 2017
by L1$$4 November 18, 2011
A phrase used right before you do something idiotic.
Before you use this phrase, ask yourself:
Am I high?
Am I drunk?
Am I suicidal?
Am I standing on a ledge right now?
Am I contemplating rape?
If you answered no to all of these questions, then feel free to use the term "Fuck It". You might not kill your self/get arrested.
Before you use this phrase, ask yourself:
Am I high?
Am I drunk?
Am I suicidal?
Am I standing on a ledge right now?
Am I contemplating rape?
If you answered no to all of these questions, then feel free to use the term "Fuck It". You might not kill your self/get arrested.
Jim: *Jim sees duck* Wow! that duck is really arousing!!! I'm going to fuck it!!!
Jim: *Jim stands on edge of cliff* My wife left me. My kids hate me. The hookers I hired bit off my dick. I hate myself. Fuck it. *Jim proceeds to jump off cliff and survives the fall, proceeding to be in a hospital in excruciating pain for the next seven years, only to die later with a ginormous hospital bill for his children to pay.*
Jim: *Jim stands on edge of cliff* My wife left me. My kids hate me. The hookers I hired bit off my dick. I hate myself. Fuck it. *Jim proceeds to jump off cliff and survives the fall, proceeding to be in a hospital in excruciating pain for the next seven years, only to die later with a ginormous hospital bill for his children to pay.*
by MaxK1234B January 14, 2017
an expression, of british origins, to signify that an individual cannot be bothered or does not care about something, or is too lazy, tired or hungover to tend to responsibilities...see also be assed, be arsed.
i would have done the dishes today, but i couldn't be fucked.
i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.
i might have gone to work today, but i was so hungover when i woke up that i couldn't be fucked.
by sin_77 November 06, 2006
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