Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."

by Zephyr Greene October 8, 2008

Fleem

Verb meaning to error greatly, to make a significant mistake, to blow it very badly.

Passed tense: Fleemed
Person(s) who often fleems: Fleemus (Fleemi)

Fleeming: Fleemocity.

Please try not to fleem the next time.

by Comatosa Souffle July 20, 2011

Freemartin

1. A large masculine woman with striking similarities to a lesbian cow.
2. A female bovine with masculinized behavior and non-functioning ovaries.

Is she one of those hot lesbians, or is she a freemartin?

by Hinkle Faernsworthe May 26, 2008

Feemale

A female person you have to pay a fee to have sex with.
A prostitute

Damn that feemale is cheap, only $50 to suck!

by Wasbeert August 11, 2009

Kipp Freeman

An old lady, with the name KIPP. Old, and likes natural disaster tapes,

CHILD: You're such a Kipp Freeman.
MOM: Why?
CHILD: Because you are old !
MOM: I AM NOT

by S3XY_J3N!N! November 6, 2011

yung feemail

A very yung specimen who smells of fish. Can be Jewish at times.

"oooh look at that Yung feemail"

"I know. Only 2 months old yummy"

by yung feemail November 19, 2017

freemason

A member of the brotherhood known as Freemasonry. Commonly called Masons, these people have social events for the community, charity events, and focus on belief in God and brotherhood. They are often falsely accused of being satanists, occultists, pagans and out for world domination. Often times, ignorant people will refer to them as "pagan devil worshippers" which anyone with any knowledge on the subject would know, are two different things, neither of which describe freemasonry. The biggest problem freemasons face is that people with no clue what they are talking about accuse them of such outlandish charges. It should be noted that a definition on this page says that freemasons wrote the Bile. If the author of this definition had any knowledge of history, he would realize that the Bible was written centuries before freemasonry, which originated from guilds of stone workers in Europe, even existed.

Affiliated bodies of freemasonry include Shriners, DeMolay, Rainbow Girls, Jobs Daughters, Scottish Right,Eastern Star, York Right and more.

Anti Masons include: Bill Schnoeblen, Jack T. Chick, the Mormon Church

by Bassdog109 September 1, 2006