fruit-punch mouth

A red colouring that someone has around their mouth, possibly stained by a drink such as fruit punch.

A quip made by Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the first season, regarding a vampire with a blood mustache.

That guy definitely has fruit-punch mouth, although I'm not sure exactly what he drank to get that colouring around his mouth.

by avsc May 23, 2007

fruit spread

Really good music, is a synonym for jam, since jam is fruit spread

"This song is my jam! Listen to that fruit spread!"

by Sassy Sasha December 15, 2018

Fruit Leather

An older gay man whose skin has turned to leather from too much tanning. Loves to wear speedos wherever he goes to show off his leathery brown wrinkled skin.

That beach in Maui is so full of fruit leather it's creeping me out.

by JonnyB99 November 21, 2011

Goof Fruit

Any person that smokes a bowl and acts like an idiot afterward.

Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.

by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010

bum fruit

The fruit of the bum. Droppings

I am off to the Crapper to drop a bunch of bum fruit.

My bum fruits are ripe, I must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of bum fruit).

Jay: *fart*
Emma: Oh god, that stinks Jay! Go to the toilet!
Jay: I couldn't possibly
Emma: Why!?
Jay: They (bum fruits) have yet to ripen.
Emma: You stinky bastard.

Bum fruits of the forest - When one lays down a selection of Bum fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).

This in turn can become a bum fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.

If you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your bum fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. Do not offer these bum fruits to friends.

by Jaydentaku January 18, 2007

Fruitcake

1) The word fruitcake has come to mean someone who is round the bend, out to lunch, completely fucking mad. It came from the old British slang"Nutty as a fruitcake"(fruitcakes have got nuts in, ya see), because, as you know we've used the slang term "Nutters" for the insane for....well ever, really.

2) I do believe that some American people call gay people fruitcakes. I know that the term "fruit" has been used as a slightly derogatory term for Gay men(in the UK any way), but I'm really not sure where the "cakes" bit came from, or why!.

1) "Dave came round the other day, goin' on about these multidimensional life forms that are controlling his libido or somethin'" "Oh yeah, Dave's a total Fruitcake dude."

2)....Err not sure really!! I've never heard "fruitcake" used in this context. But "Fruit":

Err 2, take 2) "Look at John mincing about,......Oi John your a proper fruit mate"

by HungryGhost March 21, 2015

Fruit Candy

Homosexual men that heterosexual women still find attractive and/or think of as "eye candy".

Maybe we won't pick up any guys at the gay bar, but there's guaranteed to be a lot of fruit candy there!

by JacqSparrow June 1, 2011