New Fangled

Something old people say when presented with things that confuse them.

Child: Hey, Grandpa! Check out my 2000 year old Nokia cell phone!

Grandpa: Damn you and your New fangled technology... (proceeds to rant for an hour about things when he was a kid)

by TheRoyalBurger June 18, 2022

Fringle

The jerk of one's testicals when one jumps from a ledge, generally 6 feet or higher, resulting in slight pain in the testicles (The higher the ledge or farther the jump, the more extreme the pain), caused by the jerk itself or the action of the genitals slapping against the Dotus (Also known as the Gooch or Taint)

Brett's vomiting was induced by the fringle he experienced after jumping off a highway pass.

by Bpattt July 6, 2006

fraggle-dick

This is an unfortunate time in life when your balls are at a longer length than your dick. It happens a lot when your cold. It's a natural phenomenom, you think your balls got bigger but really your dick shrunk.

Holy shit, what a bad day. I got out of the shower and had a bad case of fraggle-dick! Effin A Cotten! Effin A!

by Alex111111 December 16, 2005

Flangled

unnaturally placed, something that should not be placed that way

your baby is flangled.

Thats flangled

stop that, your so flangaly

by bufff February 10, 2007

Frangel

Someone incapable of understanding scholarly statements, context clues, and even body language.
Frangels are also most oft homophobic.

"You sound like a frangel."
"House oh?"
"Exactly my point."
"Is that a compliment?"
"No lol."

by LK Luthor November 15, 2019

frangelica

The state of being drunk and full at the same time.

"Dude, I'm drunk, lets go get some Los Dos burritos, then we'll be frangelica."

by Jeremy Bull June 26, 2005

Fragglenaggle Bullshit

The aftermath of someone getting you all kinds of fucked up.

Travis: Bitch took me to court for some alimony on one of her flock. Bitch, please.

Darius: Damn, dude. That's some fragglenaggle bullshit.

by Tturner2099 December 23, 2014