Philly Fountain

The process of burping up cum after giving a guy head and swallowing his cum.

A few hours after Sally hooked up with Bobby she had a Philly Fountain.

by Philly Fountain November 9, 2012

broken fountain

When you jerk a man off and his cum shoots out in bursts and goes everywhere, almost like a defect fountain.
This happened to my GF and I, and she said it was similar to what a broken fountain looks like.

Honey, I think you have a broken fountain.

by ButterOP August 5, 2015

Diarrhoea fountain

Doing diarrhoea in the bidet, then turning the taps on full - so it creates a runny open fountain

I want to brighten up the bathroom so I’m going to do a diarrhoea fountain

by Chopper MK 50 May 20, 2021

loser fountain

A BDSM sex act where a guy lays down and pees directly into his mouth.

Mistress Rowen gets paid $500/hour to laugh at Wall Street guys while they compete to see who can maintain a loser fountain the longest.

by Hedge fund manager October 20, 2023

Denver Soda Fountain

Urinating in your partners anus during anal sex, then your partner squats on your face and expels the urine on your face

The Denver Soda Fountain is popular at Rocky Mountain Party Celebrations

by Gary the Fairy October 1, 2013

Good thing I found a Magic Balloon

An expression for when you find an opportunity or object that is convenient along with useful.

Guy 1: We have nothing to eat! Without help, we'll starve!
Guy 2: (sees something to eat) Good thing I found a Magic Balloon!

by It's a stone Ruigi May 5, 2018

The Chocolate Fountain

You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.

Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.

Stranger 1: get away from me

by Rogue Steel October 2, 2018