Foley/Altstaetter Theorem

Everything is 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't.

According to the Foley/Altstaetter Theorem, I have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery this week.

by Foley November 15, 2004

fogleson

A hard working middle class man who works his ass off only to afford a case of shitty Busch light every week. Usually these types of people have a new four wheeler or side by side but doesn't use it...

Dude my neighbor is a total fogleson he doesn't even ride his side by side

by Pooperer12221 July 9, 2017

foglebee

A person who is stinky, typically either super skinny or super thick in size. Usually found in a holler, in a run down trailer, that could be mistaken for a dump. They will have disease looking bumps on them

A bunch of foglebees live there

by lockehesd October 11, 2023

FOLLEE

Fear Of Looking Like Everyone Else.

Carly: OMG, Dad I can’t wear my leather pants on New Year’s Eve!
Dad: Why not?
Carly: Because I have FOLLEE.

Dad: ??
Carly: Fear Of Looking Like Everyone Else!

by Doctor JD January 5, 2023

wispy faglestache

a hipster who has a light mustache due to either being unkempt, they find a mustache ironic, they're Parisian, or simply cannot grow a real mustache due to being ethnic. A person with wispy faglestache usually looks like they've been dirty sanchez-ed.

I spotted a Wispy Faglestache the other day at Starbucks.

OR

In the 1980's Larry Bird wore a wispy faglestache.

by djparallax December 29, 2009

corey fogelmanis

HOT

Corey fogelmanis Is hot

by Elliot45454545 April 18, 2018

London Fogger

When you wait for your significant other to get in the shower and soap up. This works best if you wait until the room is hot enough to mirror fog up. Run in, fart in the bathroom and hold the door shut from the outside.

I made my boyfriend sleep on the couch because he gave me a London Fogger before bed.

by Jack the Fogger May 13, 2009