fluked

to fluke is to ditch someone

That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.

by edgarblah September 20, 2007

Flukey

Describing word for a stupid or silly person or thing.

"Look at that flukey cunt"

"Their dancing is flukey"

by Tennasaurus February 14, 2019

Flüge

An engorged whale penis.

Kaveman could not handle himself anymore, unable to control his own love for bestiality he jumped into the great sea and found himself stroking the massive, sloppy, throbbing Flüge of the great Moby Dick himself.

by Jigga's mom March 3, 2008

Floner

When you get a boner when you see Flo the Progressive girl.

"I have such a raging floner right now"

by BrendanGB October 7, 2011

fluke

Noun.
Meaning "Slut" . A trashy female that sleeps around. May also be considered a prostitute. Uses birth control but doesnt want to have to pay for it. (also see definition for cheap)

That woman is such a fluke she was having sex all night.

Being the fluke you are I know you will do me right.

by muddyib June 17, 2012

Fluke

Michigan State Universities 2010 College Football Season.

No fluke here: Chippewas earned win over MSU.

by Enemy_1 September 1, 2011

Fluberknocker

One who lacks the ability to have sex with a condom because he loses his boner while putting it on.

David is such a Fluberknocker!

by Millertime86 August 30, 2010