Flump

The act of taking an enormous dump on any type of floor. The act is usually performed when one is scared shitless and one is not able to reach a shower to take a shump.

Nessie took a flump when she failed her English exam qand could not find a shower to shump. She immediately proceeded to take of her pants, sit on the floor, and take a nice, long, warm flump.

by Nessel-Shump N' Flump August 22, 2014

flump

any badass activity or saying

stop talking shit before you get flumped
he is so flumping
lets go flump

by the flump master November 12, 2010

Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer September 06, 2015

flump

uncool not nice mean

now what now that is just flump

by michael barret April 19, 2009

Flump

When a very fat person trips over and goes splat on the floor and can't get up

Me and my friend when to McDonald's she tripped over the chair leg and flumped on the floor

by Pickledonion June 26, 2021

Flump

To stroke a guy's penis in a fun way. With your toes.

I want to Flump his penis.

by Kmart4242 July 02, 2015

Flump

To Flump is hrumph and to gumph

Man, that guy be Flumpin

by Local Web Surfer June 15, 2023