Flitch

Flat Bitch as in flat chested and bitchy.
You can only call a GIRL this
unless the male has boobs for some reason.

GOD that girls sucha flitch!

by BradenBITCH March 24, 2008

Fitzroy

a fanciful way of saying "taint" as in:
it "taint" your balls or it "taint" your asshole

Pardon me, might you have some powder I can use to freshen up my "Fitzroy"?

by ffiftzfitzy May 18, 2016

alaskan fitzgerald

When a female/male gives a male a blow job with ice in his/ her mouth.

Dude she gave me a alaskan fitzgerald last night and my cock froze, it was fucking awesome!

by Ben Spenelli October 16, 2008

Good One Fitz

A phrase shouted after somebody trys to tell a funny story, but their story is too long, boring, and most of all not funny!

Fitz: One day when I was playing Gears of War with some of my friends, I was trying to shoot somebody when one of them just comes up to me and tried to chainsaw me. I just turned around and shot them in the head, and he was like Nooooo... and I was like Yeah....Take That!!!

Xander: GOOD ONE FITZ!!!!

by Jonathan Alexander May 5, 2007

Fitzwilliam

The first name of Mr. Darcy of Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

Remember that Mr. Darcy dude from that film that Keira Knightley movie?
Yeah?
What was his first name? I don't remember them ever saying it.
It's Fitzwilliam.
WTF?
Yeah, I know. Read a damn book.

by roarkfish April 11, 2008

flit

In the UK sometimes used to describe a persons actions or attitude.

For example, consecutive relationships which are close together, moving groups of friends regularly, changing jobs/university subjects/hobbies, moving home more regular then most people, ect.

A Person who is not content by settling into something wheather it be an important life decition or just day to day stuff.

A person who has an unpredictable nature/personality

A person who gets a buzz from regular change.

Person: My friend called S.... Flits from one guy to another, she just doesn't stop! I cant keep up with who she's dating. she changes her blokes like she changes her knickers!

Person: This year I've been flitting from one job to another, I can't seem to find one I like.

Person: I've moved 3 times this year! I find it exiting flitting around from one place to another.

Person: Im taking a year out of university to go backpacking, flitting around Europe. I have no idea where I'll be from day to day! I'll just have to see where I end up when I go.

Person: My friend K.....'s flitted again. Shes on to her third man this month.

Person (on a night out): Lets flit around tonight, we'll go to one pub after another and try to hit a couple of clubs too.

Person: My dog's really flitty, he keeps running around misbehaving and begin really hyper.

by Louloupops September 14, 2008

fitz

1. noun- full retard

2. verb- to instantaneously lose control of your bowels in an unannounced fashion. Usually resulting in going commando for the remainder of the day.

3. adj.- awesomer than everybody and everything around you.

4. adj- The inability to come up with a response to an insult, usually resulting in threats of sodomy.

noun- "Is your brother Autistic? No, it's worse, he's a fitz!"

verb- "Oh man, I'm 75% sure i just fitzed myself."

adj- "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how fitz I am"

by 725ftn March 14, 2011