Benison Fletch

Benison Fletch- two words in one. Benison, to mean twat, and Fletch, to mean the God of the mountains. This is basically another way of saying a twat God, like some dick footballer that always scores.

We pray to the Benison Fletch, but oh dear God we don't want to

by Fuck headson May 31, 2017

Emma Fletcher

A girl living in the south of England in a place called Fareham. A really stubborn, hard done by girl. Rejects everybody who speaks to her and insults anyone who isn't her friend by calling them a 'downie' .

Emma Fletcher is a bitch

by :ponderer: January 27, 2018

J Fletch

When you crush esctasy and mix it with blow then snort that shit together.

I got J Fletched last night and it was so awesome!!

by Tiddybumps June 12, 2018

Gen X flex

Showing off your capacity to not be intimidated by anything offensive, and the will to top it.

'He said yo nana sucks cock in hell!'
'Whatever man, if it makes her happy it can't be that bad.'
'OMG, that was such a Gen X flex!'

by Mr_Saketumi February 27, 2023

Fleety

A nocternal species, believed to inhabitate urban areas in the south of England. Noted by anthropologists to be lacking motivation and regularly losing its ability to construct coherent sentences.

Mostly grazes on plants of the marijuana family and cereals.

Mating rituals are bizarre to say the least, secrecy is at large with phrases such as "Bit of this, bit of that" and " wouldn't you like to know" often being heard.

"Oi Fleet, pass the lighter."

"Fleety Rules!"

by Jay Kavaney April 28, 2004

Flex Offender

Someone who is registered as being a flex offender. A person who feels the need to flex on everything they do.

“Aye cuh, we finna go toes?? Cuz you already know I’m a registered Flex Offender.”

by Benjie F. July 20, 2018

jiu-flex

noun, -jiu-flex, jiu flex, jiuflex

-noun (jiu-flex)

1. The reflexes one attains from practicing jiu-jitsu.

-noun examples

1. Damn I swear, jiu-jitsu has gotten me super alert about ish. I got that jiu-flex.

by Tenth-Rick October 11, 2011