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flappy bird

See that guy over there? Has he not deceived you into selling your soul to this nightmare of a game? No? Well then why the hell are you looking out up on the urban dictionary? Why don't you just go download this abomination of a video game right now? Oh I know why. You're scared. Yeah, that's right. You're scared of this hideous piece of garbage that your friend just showed you. Well go ahead, be scared, because once you start playing this game, there is no escape. Your girlfriend will desert you, your friends will abandon you, and your life will literally throw you away.Enter at your own risk.

ps, the high score is 2,147,483,647
Steve: Hey dude, check out this awesome new game!
Tim: What's it called?
Steve: flappy bird
Tim: Shut the duck up, Steve
by MooseTooth February 2, 2014
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floppy horse penis

A simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker.
1. man 1- good day sir
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.

2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir

3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?
by mattbrandyjay February 21, 2009
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floppy dick porn

Pornography that never shows an erect penis. This is most commonly found on late night movie channels.
Is she having sex with his thigh? Yeah, this is just floppy dick porn.
by Gabe K. March 15, 2007
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flappy fight

When two gay guys sword fight with their penises.
“Me and bill had a flappy fight yesterday

“Ur so Fucking gay”
by Aurjdj October 30, 2017
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Old Man Flappy Cap

Singer Brian Johnson from AC/DC. Called this because he wears a stupid old man's flappy cap.
I think old man flappy cap is about to sing Thunderstruck.
by K40 January 13, 2004
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Floppy chalupa

Man, those bitches at the n00die bar have floppy chalupas.
by Taco Bell Grande October 31, 2003
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flappy cletus

a used up girl thats probably pretty loose and very slobbering drunk! an easy woman!
by philthebomb April 25, 2010
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