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flagschnz

A meaningless word that is said by people trying to purposely confuse others or distract them from something. It starts off loud then gets quieter to increase confusion.
Boy 1: So what's your MSN password? You said you'd give it to me.
Boy 2: Oh yeah, it's flagschnz.
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Girl 1: Do you swear to god that you actually did that?
Girl 2: Yes, I swear to flagscnhz.
Girl 1: What was that?
Girl 2: Oh nothing. Hurry we'll be late for class!
by My real name is flagschnz. December 19, 2009
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flapskating

A person who's having trouble getting to fourth base; who's "skating" around the "ice hole" without quite falling in it.
-Dude, I think Jamie Foxx is a flapskater.

-Dude, that makes sense.

-Yeah. He graduated with honors from the National Flapskating Institute of Geneva (NFIG).

-No, friend. That was Bill O'Reilly. Jamie Foxx wasn't that accomplished a douchebag. He graduated from the National Flapskating School of Texas (NFST).
by The Flaps Fairy November 10, 2009
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Flash-Charge

When your cell phone is dying but you don't have the time to sit and wait for it to fully charge so you leave it in there for a little while so that when you take it out of the charger your phone thinks it has a full battery power.

This often leads to your phone losing battery life and eventually dying on you shortly later after a few texts or calls.
Jane: Why didn't you pick up your phone!
John: It's dead.
Jane: But I saw you take it from the charger before you left.
John: I Flash-Charged it for 20 minutes, and after 5 texts it was done.
by Secret Justin January 30, 2010
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Flash fucking

As the modifier 'flash' suggests, flash fucking happens fast, spontaneously, and ends just as quickly. It’s the kind of sex that you’ll enjoy at specific venues that encourage promiscuity such as private parties or sex clubs. The point is not to indulge in a lengthy, intimate session with one or two people, but to fuck as many yummies as possible in the shortest amount of time (make sure to factor in bathroom and recovery breaks so that you’re able to maintain peak performance for each session). Unlike marathon sex, which necessarily implies the fucking of one person for a long stretch, flash fucking is analogous to a series of sprints.
Sonia went to a private party last night and bragged about flash fucking three couples in the span of one hour.
by Emmanuelle Undine November 26, 2010
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Flagship Device

The best device that any technological provider has to offer whether it be a cell phone, laptop, or everything in between.
Yeah this is their flagship device...... for now
by Toymachine363 January 25, 2011
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Flash-Drive Jockey

The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.
Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.
by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013
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Flash Steve

Flash Steve describes the fastest and skinniest person in school. They are the hottest and fastest around.
by LindaHarrison December 23, 2020
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