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Fagulence 

The feeling given off by someone who is blatantly obvious about their homosexuality. To reek of queerness.
A sense of fagulence perforated around the gentlemen near the vending machine.
Fagulence by GrStaKa July 30, 2012

Flatulent Bastard 

A person that farts so much as to be labeled with the preceding title. Also, an illegitamate child that just farts a lot.
That guy in the corner is a real Flatulent Bastard!

Flatulent Fluff 

A word used by vocabulary nazis, meaning the act of fluffing a pillow with flatulence so that the person about to sleep will lay their head down and smell ass.
Man 1 says, "I'm about to go to bed."
Man 2 runs ahead of Man 2 and hits Man 1's pillow with the flatulent fluff.
Man 1 goes to bed and as soon as he puts his head down, he says, "Ewwwww. Why the hell does my pillow smell like ass?!?!"
Man 2 laughs.
Flatulent Fluff by Ticonderoga April 19, 2006

pyro flatuence 

a dose of gunpowder and colourant mixture which is placed on top of the butthole and combusts with a rapid expulsion of methane from sed butthole (otherwise known as a 'fart' or 'guff') to produce a pyrotechnical display, similar to the firework displays introduced to the world by the chinese.
dave's left and right buttcheeks were severely disfugured after a pyro flatuence show that went horrendously wrong, now u can see the face of har mar super star between the crack.
pyro flatuence by Anonymous September 30, 2003

flautulence 

Flatulance gotten specifically from, and/or smelling of, flautas.
<Q> OMG, who is stinking up the place???
<A> Zeke is; he had mexican food for lunch; now he's got serious flautulence!
flautulence by carrieparker December 24, 2008

fratulence 

the frightening farts that come after a night of frat party excesses. These will approach suicide and homicide if performed in a small space without enough air exchange.
I barely escaped with my life and lungs intact after Bobby's fratulence down in the laundry. At least, thank God, I can't smell anything anymore.
fratulence by cognomen February 21, 2009