flap fiddler

Aa flap fiddler is someone who enjoys fingering girls, i.e. fiddling with her fanny flaps. Usually used to describe a lesbian but can be used to describe a man too

Girl 1: Did u no that jessica is a flap fiddler?

Girl 2: Yeah she told me that she fingered brooke last night.

by Sexy Girl xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 6, 2006

Flap Trap

The extra wrinkly folds as obtained from having such conditions as Hound Dog Syndrome (HDS) are wrapped around the penis and used as a fuck toy. The penis is thrust into the surrounding flab of skin, usually with some form of lubrication, either saliva or artificial lube.

"That fucking ex-fatty Sarah was giving me terrible head, so I flap trapped the fuck out of her."

by 1fist2far June 22, 2009

flap snap

The female equivalent of a dick pic, the flap snap is a mercifully theoretical image. Thought to be the "star of Wormwood" referenced in Revelation 10:8, the flap snap is a harbinger of the apocalypse. That a woman would engage in the ill-advised practice of taking tightly framed shots of her genitalia (until then the sole province of misguided men) signals the end not only of justified body shame and common sense, but also the world.

Certain interpretations of the writings of Nostradamus hold that the flap snap will be taken on a gold iPhone 5S.

"Star of Wormwood" or not, the subject of the flap snap is no stranger to wood, or worms.

by 윗닉 November 12, 2013

Flap Jack

(NOUN)-

1. An all-around duesch bag that thinks they're tough, but in actuality can easily be knocked on their ass with one punch.

(VERB)-

2. The act of knocking out a duesch bag with an uppercut, causing them to flip in the air like a pancake, or "flap jack."

(NOUN) -
1. "All British fighters are fuckin flap jacks!"

(VERB) -

1. "O.K. That's it! That Duesch bag is getting Flap Jacked!"

2. "Did you see the Bisping Henderson fight??? Bisping totally got Flap Jacked!!"

by Brit-Basher February 27, 2011

Flap Artist

Someone who is constantly scared or 'Flapping'

John: What are you playing?
James: Amnesia, I'm proper flapping
John: You're a proper flap artist that's why

by Blueseal6 September 1, 2011

Flap Jacks

A sex position which a female is mounted and faced forward towards the male. The male then grasps the ass cheeks of the female and bounces it up and down like they were flipping pancakes.

Damn boy I flap jacks the hell out of Tiffany last night. Her ass was flipping like pancakes.

by Jacobthewolf September 7, 2012

flap straps

When a fat girls back fat bulges and or hangs over her bra straps

"Holy crap Kainalu's girlfriend has some mean flap straps!"

by Mauipino June 23, 2009