fanboy funk

A smell that emanates from a fanboy. Usually due to a lack of hygiene.

That is some serious fanyboy funk, he probably hasn't showered the whole week!

by Gloves Quinton May 13, 2005

Funk Ninja

See. Ninja all of these same rules apply, but you must add in addition to that STYLE. Funk Ninjas seem lazy to the naked eye, but one must look past the stupid exterior to the particularly crafty and imaginitive inner core. Above all else a true Funk Ninja can create or call Shaft style music to his aid at any given time. Funk Ninjas excel above the rest, currently there is only one True Funk Ninja.

*catches hand in mid swing* "Holy god you are a ninja" *supposed ninja flips backwards, Shaft music blares in the brief seconds he is visible all stops when he leaves* "damn...that was THE FUNK NINJA!"

by Cappy February 13, 2003

p-funk

often used as slang for parliament cigarettes, a distinct feature of the cigarettes is a recessed filter used primarily for inhaling a small ammount of cocaine from the end of the filter before smoking.

i always take a bump of coke off my p-funk before i smoke it.

by andrew_b. November 12, 2007

Bunk Funk

When you jerk off in bed and you are too lazy to care where you cum, you inevitably squirt your juices in your sheets. You then get tired and fall asleep, bam, a week later you've got a bad case of bunk funk.

Guy #1: "Dude, what are those crusty white patches on your sheets?"
Guy #2: "Damn I forgot to clean that shit after I was whacking the weasel."
Guy #1: "That's right bitch, now you've got a rancid case of bunk funk."

by Moonnite July 9, 2009

pussy funk

The scent eminating from a womans vagina after not having been washed for a few hours.

Some men need a pussy freshly showered. Others like the 6 hour old pussy funk.

by Swiftfox1 January 24, 2009

Future Funk

FIRST WAT THE FUNK is FUTURE FUNK!?

Funk is latin for FUMIGARE which means to smoke which later evolved into meaning something smelly and smoky... kinda like DANK ASS KUSH!!!*AIR HORN SIRENS*

Funk is also a term used by African American JAZZ musicians in the 60s for a genre of music in which musicians would GET DOWN and boogy! This of course happens when you let the spirit of JAZZ inside your booty - it can be fun when its consensional. Funk music was mainly popular in the 70s along with DISCO and afros and bell bottom pants with the boots with the fur the whole club was staring at her this music made people hit the floor next thing ya know shawty got low then in the 80s the drum machine and synthesizer changed FUNK forever

Lets also not forget Disco Demolition Night in 79 where 50000 people blew up discofunk records in the name of ROCK MUSIC Ya know just a bunch of white people blowing up AfricanLatinGay roots music rituallistically infront of the eyes of millions on television - Im sure that didn't have any long lasting repurcussions of any kind
Afterwards funk kinda died for 30 years because most record labels didn't wanna pay black bands anymore cuz with the rising popularity of rap music it was easier to pay one rapper than a whole band - ya know systematic racial economics. Basically FUTURE FUNK! is like Vaporwaves more outgoing trendy cousin who likes to go to the beach while drinking Pepsis in a vintage bikini while driving a 1985 red corvette in TOYKO yo

Frank: Hey have you listened to that future funk song Selfish High Heels?

Skylar: That one by YUNG BAE? yah I've listened to it. its some goodshit

by Bananacondastasia May 22, 2016

funkay

another word for 'funky' but more, well, funky,

- "man, that backflip. funkay!"

by anon55 August 28, 2006