French Munion Soup

Check the obituaries in New Orleans until you find a deceased French hooker. Dig her up and squeeze the contents of the abdominal cavity into a slow cooker. Discard the corpse and take the Munion Stew home. Cook on low heat adding a half pound of crawfish after 6 hours. Cover and cook an additional 6 hours. Immediately refrigerate overnight and serve it to your guests cold with a side of zatarans rice pilaf and a glass of white wine.

French Munion Soup is the perfect mardi grab snack.

by HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE RIDES April 2, 2015

French Rat

The action of not fulfilling an obligation which in-turn causes a negative outcome to occur to your friends.

Naton: Man, I may just go UA, go to Colorado, and get stoned out of my fucking mind.
Sander: Ah the old french rat.

by CoastGuardOper8r69 March 1, 2018

a few french fries short of a happy meal

Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.

I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!

by Junipersmile April 8, 2007

French Lick

It's a town in Indiana, you filthy perverts. Seriously, what were you expecting?

Normal Person: I was down in French Lick the other day...
pervert: Hee hee.. french lick..
Normal person: ......

by 05C21 May 26, 2008

french bread and celery

In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.

In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.

by wolfbait51 April 11, 2011

French Class

Excusez-moi, je ne suis pas parle-vous français.

French class was terrible.

by That_0ne_Person January 24, 2016

Favorite Fighting Frenchman

"LAFAYTTE!
Im takin' this horse by tge reins making red coats redder with blood stains!
LAFAYTTE!
And im never gonna stop till i make 'em drop and scatter their remains im-
LAFAYTTE!
I go to France for more funds!
LAFAYTTE!
I come back with more guns!...and ships...

"EVERYONE GIVE IT FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!!!"

by x.america_the_hero.x January 5, 2017