A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.
"Fernando Alonso."
Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?
Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...
Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(
Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?
Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...
Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(
by I_Got_Wood October 17, 2010
The act of telling underage girls that you can sneak them into the bar, while you are in uniform and on duty. For maximum sleaziness, tell them in front of their mothers.
by Silly Stan August 03, 2009
A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.
by otisg March 05, 2008
by Rames Jundell October 12, 2017
by ouliy May 02, 2021
A Josué Fernando is a truly friend, it doesn’t matter if you hadn’t talked for years, if someday you text him he is will be there for you and give you an honest advice, without mincing words.
He’s a great boyfriend, he shows his love spending time with you and supporting you in every step, he will love you deeply, but if you fail him he’s unlikely to give you a second chance, because he has a great self-love and knows his enormous value. (Warning: he’s always horny and awesome in bed)
He’s handsome and tall, the dream of any girl. Has a curious humor and he’s very sarcastic, but once you know him you will want to be his best friend. But has an Achilles heel, he can’t trust anyone more than he does with himself, he will be a closed book for the majority, but once you gain his confidence, he’ll be the most loyal person you have ever known. He is willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family and friends.
He has always had an specific dream, and he will do anything to achieve it and to make his loved ones happy.
He’s a great boyfriend, he shows his love spending time with you and supporting you in every step, he will love you deeply, but if you fail him he’s unlikely to give you a second chance, because he has a great self-love and knows his enormous value. (Warning: he’s always horny and awesome in bed)
He’s handsome and tall, the dream of any girl. Has a curious humor and he’s very sarcastic, but once you know him you will want to be his best friend. But has an Achilles heel, he can’t trust anyone more than he does with himself, he will be a closed book for the majority, but once you gain his confidence, he’ll be the most loyal person you have ever known. He is willing to do whatever it takes to protect his family and friends.
He has always had an specific dream, and he will do anything to achieve it and to make his loved ones happy.
Girl: That guy is handsome, but his face make me think he dislikes me
Boy: Oh no, he’s cool, he’s just a Josué Fernando!
Boy: Oh no, he’s cool, he’s just a Josué Fernando!
by jf12344 November 23, 2021
The ultimate level of hotness a guy can reach. Always the best looking guy anywhere he goes. The complete package, the perfect man. Has looks, brains & a huge eart
That new guy is pretty hot, but he's not Fernando fine....
by Scatterbrainiac August 21, 2021