Felching

The act of retrieval of semen from the anus via suction

I was felching my ex as i regret having sex with her

by Meme slave April 21, 2017

felchin

during the act of gay sexual inetercourse,a piece of bacon is placed down ones throat to aid the tightening of the anal sphincter, thus an overall more intense orgasm is achieved.

as above.

by sex feind May 26, 2003

shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco

1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.

by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009

Feltchmonger

Person who puts gerbils in their ass; person who is into feltching

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Felching

Felching, The Act Of Drinking Man Paste Inside An Orafice Like The Anus Or Vagina.

Darren Indulged In Felching With Russel

by Anus Dwelling Hippy April 1, 2007

fetching

When a women is giving a man a blowjob and it slips out of her mouth and she goes "fetching" for it using no hands only mouth.

Last night my girl was fetching my dick like a pro.

by Stevieeee April 13, 2011

Melvinating Feltchenator

A snobbish waist of Human Existence. Someone that thinks that they are always right, or "The Man". This person can either be Male or Female.

Little Johnny is being a Melvinating Feltchenator, ever since he was picked as "Class President".

by The BIZ April 23, 2005