farting while getting a blowjob

Poughkeepsie inhaler: defined as when your girl is going down on you... you fart on her face!

Most effective when your girl is giving you a blowjob and licking your balls, you ask her to open her mouth wide and... you push it out forcefully. Just make sure you take cover immediately upon letting it rip. You can't beat the pure pleasure of farting while getting a blowjob!

by Cookie the Dog whisperer September 21, 2013

Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.

Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.

by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005

farting

A sport.

Let's go farting after school.

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

farting around

like procrastinating, not getting to the point, or just mucking around

1. Stop farting around, you look like a dickhead

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Pissing and Farting

1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.

Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.

by SS-man December 25, 2007

Farting Fun-Bag

A bag that is filled with candy and miscellaneous cheap plastic toys. It is handed out at 8 year old's parties. What makes this fun bag so special tho, is that the 8 year old farts it in moments before he ties it up and hands it to his good pal (not too be such a pal for long).

Joey: Hey Michael, want your fun bag before you leave my awesome skateland party?

Kenny: Sure thing Billy, hand it over!

*Maria opens the bag*

Alex: OH MY GOD, BRIAN GAVE ME A FARTING FUN-BAG! GAH! THAT TRICKSTER!

by Nathan Nude May 27, 2009

Farting like a Trojan

When somone is farting very often. It is derrived from the fact that the smell must have become overpowering after being stuck in a city for ten years.

I'm farting like a Trojan today

by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 28, 2010