Fap meets appetizer. When fapping (masturbating), a fappetizer is something, usually porn, that you fap over a little to get in the mood and build up your appetite for the main course, which will be whatever you finally ejaculate to. Word coined by Little Lord WTF? (WTFSexFacts)
Little Lord WTF?: "I fapped off to it a little. It was a fappetizer. The porn film I watched afterwards was the main course that satisfied my hunger."
by Little Lord WTF? November 18, 2010
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Clumsy, awkward, flaming, ridiculous, failure. Demonstrates a weak style. Grotesque social error. Deliberately being a clown in wake of fumble.
I spilled beer on your carpet and then floundered around on it to soak it up with my shirt. (reply) flappity flap. He tried to impress the girls with a huge curb grind but his wheel hit a rock and teetering on the edge of balance he flapped his arms to maintain composure for a distance before falling over and bagging himself on the board, flappity flap.
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Guy 1: I was about to beat off earlier but then I say my dad naked
Guy 2: Ehh that’s Disgusting
Guy 1: yeah I totally lost my Fappatite
Guy 2: Ehh that’s Disgusting
Guy 1: yeah I totally lost my Fappatite
by LiamM33 December 10, 2017
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The place where you feel most comfortable fapping (or schlicking). Most likely your bedroom, but really anywhere you can be comfy and alone to bust out your spank bank and rub one or a few out.
The place where you feel most comfortable fapping (or schlicking). Most likely your bedroom, but really anywhere you can be comfy and alone to bust out your spank bank and rub one or a few out.
by Ineedtopoop February 26, 2018
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Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer
Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer
by Finnbbaz March 24, 2018
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