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Fajar secondary school

Let’s cut to the chase.

Ask any Bukit Panjang resident about Fajar Secondary School, and they will instantly look down on you as if you committed a war crime.

We all hate to admit it, but we all know the Fajar Secondary School is the secondary school version of it’s the end.

It’s literally the lowest performing secondary school in Bukit Panjang, and is always associated with gangsterism within the neighbourhood.

The school isn’t popular whatsoever, which is extremely evident in that fact that THEY HAVE TO MERGE TWICE WITHIN ONE DECADE.

Fajar + Chestnut Drive = Fajar
Fajar + Greenridge = ???
at a job interview:

Interviewer: so what educational qualifications do you have?
Fajarian: well i finished o level after studying at fajar secondary school for ab-
Interviewer: -interrupts- fajar you say?
Fajarian: that is correct sir
Interviewer: i think i’ve heard enough.
by westspringsecbad August 20, 2021
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por favor, mahalo

A combination of two different cultural phrases to create the universal "please and thank you" phrase.

Por favor meaning "please" in Spanish.

Mahalo meaning "thank you" in Hawaiian.

Phrase is usually said immediately following the question, without giving the person being asked time to respond.

*Phrase coined by Z-Dawg during the fall of 2008.
Finger Bang, could you hand me that notebook? Por favor, mahalo.
by Zaydar March 1, 2009
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favorfuck

A FAVORFUCK is when a friend does (or attempts to do) another friend a favor, but in actuality they end up fucking that person over royally.

When it's called out, the favorfuck can lead to especially viscous confrontations, because both parties involved will vehemently stand their respective positions. The favorfucker truly believes that they did the other person a favor, and they are shocked by the audacity of the other for that person's "ungratefulness" in confronting them after doing this favor. On the other hand, the favorfuckee is angry because they were blind-sided by a supposed favor (to help them out in time of need) that turned out to either not help at all or (more commonly) make their situation substantially worse.

A flagrant (aka first-degree aka or felony) favorfuck is when the favorfucker either did not have best intentions OR (more commonly), despite their good intentions, they exhibited gross incompetence in executing the favor, and as a result ended up completely fucking over the other. In this case the favorfuck was clearly avoidable by the favorfucker. In contrast, an innocent favorfuck is unavoidable, purely accidental, and circumstantial: when the favorfuckee truly had the best intentions AND they were competent in executing the favor, and it was just misfortune that the results of the favor ended up being negative in the end.
Your car broke down and you need a ride, as you have to be somewhere important by a certain time. You call a friend to ask the favor of them coming to get you, clearly explaining that you can call someone else if they can't help this time. They insist they can, so you don't call anyone else. Then, that person takes an excessively long time to come get you, and you end up being late to your engagement and then your totally fucked. The situation coulda been easily avoided, had the favorfucker declined the favor because they knew they could not execute adequate favor-follow-thru. The favorfuckee could have then called one of many other friends who likely could have executed the favor better. The favorfucker is shocked by the other person's "ungratefulness" while the favorfuckee is angered by the other person's inability to execute the favor properly. So everybody loses in the end: the favorfucker got zero favor-points for doing the favor, and the favorfuckee got fucked over expecting a helping hand.

Larry David's fictional character (creator/star of HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm) is all about the favorfuck.
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LAFAYETTE
"How does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
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An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"
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fadorable

Anything that qualifies as being fucking adorable.
Those kittens in the email you sent we were fadorable. No, that girl isn't just cute, she's fadorable.
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everyones favorite crackwhore

I think it is pretty self explanatory.
One who excels in being a crackhead whore, sometimes whoring oneself for said crack and being everyones favorite of them at the same time. I say shirts with the phrase "EVERYONES FAVORITE CRACKWHORE" must be worn by them at all times, make it mandatory.
1) Lucy
2) Courtney Love
are both great examples of everyones favorite crackwhore
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