Faisal

He’s that type of guy who would like to play challenges with you and see who would win but when it comes to you he would play you very dirty like maybe taking you for granted and will use you to make his big ass forehead ex that looks like an alien creature that will make you want to throw up by seeing her ugly ass cow face, and he would lie to you many times! But he’s such a bad liar like he’s not good at lying nor even hiding the truth, and could literally just blame you for everything and will say that it’s your fault for hurting him or putting him through pains when he was the one who did that to you mostly!!, and he couldn’t speak up his straight up facts to you cause he will make his mind till the day we die cause you’ll never know what’s gonna happen between you and him soon and later! But…his shit head ex is a goddamn ugly looking duck face cause she’s such a dramatic bitch that won’t shut her mouth for saying some nonsense bullshit things.

Faisal is a liar and can’t even be honest with you, cause he loves to play games with you.

by SuPeR_mOdEl_shut_upppp August 31, 2021

Jacuzzi faint

The official autopsy of Whitney Houston revealed that the cause of death was "jacuzzi faint."
In the moments before Whitney died she drew a scalding hot bath, shot some freebase cocaine and stepped in the tub. Because she was so high, she could not feel the pain from the scalding hot water so she stood there for a bit. Then her body reacted to the extreme pain and the blood rushed out from her head causing her to... Well, jacuzzi faint.

Whitney Houston jacuzzi fainted

by Jevan12 October 14, 2014

The Faint

Greatest band from Omaha EVER to exist..

Bright Eyes is just not that good, sorry folks.

by BriVeegs September 17, 2005

FairTrade

FairTrade is an economic agreement between More Economically Developed Countries (MEDCs) and Third World Countries, which ensures Third World producers get a better/fairer trade (hence the name)for their products.

Before FairTrade came into play, cocoa beans from Ecuador used to be 1p for a tonne, but now they are £100 per gram!
(exageration) :P

by makka92 March 21, 2007

Faint

A state of giving just a sneek preview of what being dead feels like.

I try to make myself faint every damn minute so i can actually skip ahead and die.

by ::KiLLaH: December 7, 2003

failstorm

Failstorm: combination of "Fail" and "Storm" Closely related to FTL

Definition: To suck wildly. A failstorm is a person/place/thing that sucks so incredibly hard, the word "Fail" no longer appropriately describes how lame it is.

First used by Devin aka. Junglematic

"Hey guys I just saw Nickelback in concert!"

"Wow.. failstorm."

by VickersGTS December 9, 2008

Fairt

The smell of hick sweat, livestock pavilions, corn-dogs, and fried food products that wafts through the New York State Fair and/or any regional firemen's carnival/renaissance festival.

I wanted to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl but the damn carny smelled of Fairt.

by Captain Sockmonkey August 21, 2006