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tilt-a-whirl 

N. A loose toilet seat likely to slide left or right while seated upon it, sometimes sliding completely off the rim of the bowl. A tilt-a-whirl can be particularly dangerous for men when the seat slides too far and pinches off the sexual organs during defecation.
The men's room here is completely unsafe, a tilt-a-whirl with no ass gaskets.
tilt-a-whirl by anagramman November 8, 2010

Tilt-a-whirl 

The act of shitting in ones clothes dryer, then turning it on. Best when the dryer if full of clean laundry.
This bitch threw giltter all over my house at a party so I gave him a tilt-a-whirl.
Tilt-a-whirl by kingatlasii November 23, 2010

tilt-a-whirl 

Hook up with a girl, then using the time it took you to finish as a countdown, find another girl and hook up with her.
It took me 20 minutes to finish with this girl, so I pulled a tilt-a-whirl and in under 20 minutes I hooked up with a different chick!
tilt-a-whirl by NotEvenCocky August 24, 2010

Titty tilt-a-whirl 

A titty tilt-a-whirl is a sex move where a female wears a strap on and the male sits on it and spins on it, while his erect penis hits her tits.
Sarah was fucking up mikey with a titty tilt-a-whirl, and he lost it!

Jackhammer Tilt-a-Whirl

A sexual position in which one partner (usually male) spins rapidly on their genitals in the same way the ride Tilt-a-Whirl spins around it's center.
Mid-coitus, he stopped thrusting, and pulled off a Jackhammer Tilt-a-Whirl.

Texas Tilt-A-Whirl 

When two people, if both girls wearing 10+ inch strap-on dildos, sodomize each other very roughly until they can achieve a Pink Sock.
The man in the relationship then grips their mouth or hands firmly on the exposed rectum and then spin them around until there is enough centrifugal force to throw him or her across the room.
Francine: Hey, Jenny you're walking funny today, do anything different last night?
Jenny: Me and Earl decided to try out the Texas Tilt-a-Whirl.
Francine: wow, hardcore! how'd it feel?
Jenny: it was pretty exhilarating.
Texas Tilt-A-Whirl by Dats Nasty February 22, 2014