falling on needles

Getting a lot of not so high quality plastic surgery. Falling on needles is a phrase used when something usually a femal (or drag queen) has had a lot of cosmetic surgery and will "fall on any needle" that presents itself. A lot of times this is "black market" plastic surgery that isn't 100% FDA approved.

1. "Look at Detox, why are her lips so fucked up?"

"She's always falling on needles, she's had a shit ton of back all plastic surgery."

2. "I'm in a back room falling on needles."

by Madisonmez August 1, 2017

Failenoscopy

When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera

I went for another 10 year failenoscopy. Sucked just like the one ten years ago.

by Momma_1 July 1, 2019

Falling aslimp

Falling asleep simping to an egirl.

I was totally falling aslimp yesterday watching Pokimane.

by TurkishJakob2017 June 2, 2020

falling_sunsh1ne

A seggsy tt account

A mutual we all want😏

I'm friends with falling_sunsh1ne on tiktok!

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Caution Falling Mice

The intance where a "caution falling ice" sign is vandalized to read " caution falling mice".

Causes much confusing among tourists in the city of Chicago. May cause heads to rise, in search of falling mice.

Other variations include: Caution Falling is Nice

Caution Falling Rice

Caution Falling Lice

Couple walking in the city of Chicago read a sign saying Caution Falling Mice, they turn to the sky to look for the mice.

by DERRELL STRUDEL SMOOTH December 23, 2010

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

Falling down the well

coitus; sexual intercourse or oral sex on a woman.

Falling down the well during the picnic with my new girlfriend would be a real afternoon delight!

by Apres97 March 26, 2010