Epson

When you react to a joke or an event with uncontrollable laughter.

Hey, did you see Brian trip over the fence?
Yea, i had a epson.

by Manndrake March 14, 2009

Enson

An elegant cunt

Wow! Look at that Enson. Such elegance.

by guydannit March 2, 2017

eeson

Eeson is a name given for the a man that is wise yet humble. His charisma gives energy and motivation for people around him. He has no limits and has an endless range of knowledge.

You should be like an Eeson, so people would respect you more.

by SuperKid17 April 7, 2017

kevin eason

A redneck with a huge dick and is always in a mood Hes always there to protect the one girl he really cares about! He will not tolerate any bullshit and will fight for what is right. He smells great and always look amazing

Look at him he's a real Kevin Eason

by Banny heart May 14, 2015

exsanguination

bloodless

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Exponential Apocalypse

The act of predicting the apocalypse will come exponentially recently.

After an apocalypse day (2000, 2012, ect) believing that the next apocalypse must happen soon because for some reason it didn't happen on the day everyone thought it would.

Example of an Exponential Apocalypse:

1999: DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2000! all the equipment will fail and the nukes will launch and the planes will fall out of the sky!!!
2001: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2012! The mayans said so.
2013: oh... well, DUDE! the worlds gonna end in 2016! Its the day of armegedan
2017: AHHH! now the worlds gonna end this month!
Feb: AHHH now its gonna end tomorrow...
...and so on and so forth

by Dr. Urban V. Dicktionary February 9, 2010

Eison

A short funny lookin bastard that has no friends but is actually great and an amazing papsi

Guy 1: dude Eison’s fucking gay Guy2: he’s just fucking dadsi

by Jacob2003 November 6, 2017