email

A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.

I really would like to see you again, give me your email address.

by benthere December 20, 2011

Email Hump

When you send an email to a group, and someone on the grouplist has to write back to the group and 'dominate'. They have to get the last word and come across as the most superior in the group. Like when a dog humps another dog to dominate it.

Look at that reply. Dwight email humps me every time I send instructions to the team. He's such an insecure ass!

by Sir Humped a Lot April 15, 2008

Email Poker

Adding names of people with increasing levels of power in an organization to the CC line on an email on each reply, thereby upping the “ante” of the email’s audience. This generally results in an email that should only be between 2 or 3 people having a CC line with 20 names on it and 87 replies.

Joe didn't like Mary's reply to his email, so he started a round of "Email Poker" by CCing her boss. “I’ll see your project manager and raise you a vice president.”

by Cosmo T May 21, 2009

email storm

A deluge of emails received from a listserv that is mistakenly set to "reflector" mode, making every reply go to all the thousands of people on the email list! Most of the messages in the email storm say things like, "Remove me from this list" or "Why am I getting all these emails?" The email storm is worst when it happen on a weekend or holiday when the email administrator is unavailable to stop the problem, such as the Veterans Day 2009 (11/11/2009) email storm by the U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary afflicting all the thousands of Coast Guard Auxiliary members in District 1 SR.

> Why am I still getting all these emails?
> Remove me from this list
> Stop hitting REPLY, because it's going to everyone!
> So you do not want us to reply to any emails from this address?
> No! Stop hitting reply!
> Don't you realize you are exacerbating the problem?
> Unsubscribe
> Hey morons, stop saying "unsubscribe" because it's going to everyone! You've created an email storm!
> Take me off this list
> I am currently out of the office...
> Hey, why are you sending out of office messages to me? Take me off the list!
> Stop hitting reply.
> You first!

by Eldorean November 11, 2009

ermagerd

(Noun): Ermagerd is a term used when (on social media) you see a crazy post (or a spicy meme) and want to say "OH MY GOD" but don't say it right, or just can't spell.

*Sees a spicy meme* ERMAGERD!!!

by Urbanwordcreator April 18, 2016

Emmaism

An extraordinary expression that attempts to capture the upbeat lifestyle of white, American, teenage girls living in the northern states. Emmasisms are often normal words with happy-sounding prefixes/suffixes added on. There are *NO* negative Emmaisms, because Emma doesn't use negative words, except for "Stalkerspace" (aka Myspace).

kaedajnor - "Good Lord... the Gome and Pansy just said another Emmaism. Schamazing karma!"

by Kaeda Jnor May 1, 2007

As per my previous email

Read your fucking emails, you lazy, illiterate cunt!

"As per my previous email, where I very clearly explained exactly what you just asked me yet again, read you fucking emails, you lazy, illiterate cunt!

by Negative The Creep June 29, 2018