by $uperBad March 16, 2008
Get the ego fluffermug. Someone who flirts with you just for the attention but when push comes to shove they aren't interested in you, just the attention you give them.
Sam flirts with Sally everyday. Sally blushes and flirts back. Sally works up the nerve to ask Sam out, Sam declines but still attempts to flirt because he's an ego stroker.
by ShopGirl07 June 21, 2010
Get the Ego Strokermug. When an older person refuses to take advice or listen to a younger individual. And fails because of it.
Clint has so much elder ego, he refused advice from a 14 year old and now we can’t fit everything in the moving van.
by MRHOLLEN September 3, 2019
Get the elder egomug. <Noun>
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.
Two people exchanging ego handjobs:
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."
by Armchair007 December 25, 2011
Get the ego handjobmug. by dannyshamas October 25, 2010
Get the ego condommug. When a forum's default font isn't good enough for someone's ego,
their "thing" is regularly posting in a different font, colour or size,
their status "obviously being more important than everyone else's/the norm".
Not to be confused with SHOUTING, emphasis, or Margot Fonteyn.
their "thing" is regularly posting in a different font, colour or size,
their status "obviously being more important than everyone else's/the norm".
Not to be confused with SHOUTING, emphasis, or Margot Fonteyn.
"If he didn't have Blue Comic Sans SIZE=4 BOLD FONT, what would that sad, ego fonting, dick, have?."
(Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting." --- it does...
Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting.") damn!!! you might want to edit this bit!.
(Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting." --- it does...
Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting."Example should include the word "Ego Fonting.") damn!!! you might want to edit this bit!.
by DCooper. September 27, 2009
Get the Ego Fonting.mug. Ego activist (noun): 1. "activist" more occupied with stroking their tender ego than actually helping the cause, and/or using actions done for a cause to glorify themselves.
"Sarah is such an ego-activist. When I visited her, she spent half the time bragging about how much her solar panel arrays were reducing net carbon emissions and power grid stress."
by hhubs January 28, 2016
Get the ego-activistmug.