A group of highschool age kids that linger near the stairs and usually intimidate others. Half of the stair dwellers are Jits and are some of the most loyal friends. Most listen to awesome music and smoke weed to pass the time...
*Kid walks out of store carrying a faygo. Punches Banana Republic douche bag in face. walks away.*
"Dude... who was THAT?"
"IDK. must have been a stair dweller."
"Dude... who was THAT?"
"IDK. must have been a stair dweller."
by Zombie876.99 December 18, 2011

by Thenapoleonbonaparte June 19, 2016

by culinarythug February 5, 2010

Man 1: Man I Blew my load in my Girlfriend yesterday and was a total Cooze Dweller.
Man 2: Damn dude is she still tight?
Man 2: Damn dude is she still tight?
by Cooze Dweller September 19, 2009

My uncle Joe is a mortgageless, narcoleptic, ghetto-bitch Pinto-dweller.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003

A female who has facial hair on her upper lip and/or cheeks that cannot be easily seen in the dark, but is very exposed in the light. Therefore, when she must dwell in the shadows in order to hide her facial hair.
Person 1: Izzy has a serious mustache.
Person 2: I haven't really noticed.
Person 1: That is because she is a shadow dweller. It must have been a dark room when you saw her. Check it out next time you see her.
Person 2: I haven't really noticed.
Person 1: That is because she is a shadow dweller. It must have been a dark room when you saw her. Check it out next time you see her.
by Ryan, Jim, Tom, and Pooky December 12, 2006

by finch71 April 7, 2015
