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Dusting off the log.

Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.
During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.
by Krunchy Wonder April 12, 2015
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Durty Dumpling

When you tea bag a person after you took a shit and whiped forward so your nuts have shit stains on them.
Harold was passed out in the recliner so I gave him the durty dumpling.
by Fancy Ladd Academy January 8, 2010
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Chicago Dumpling

When a chick is on top and riding your dick, then without breaking stride, she takes a shit on your nuts.
Bobby: "How's it going with your new girl buddy, you seem pretty happy?"

John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."
by x BILKO x September 7, 2016
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Tuscaloosa Dumpling

A sexual position preformed on a man by a woman.
Usually used as a "rite-of-passage" to celebrate one's manhood.
"I'm very proud of you son. Let's go to the strip-club and get you your first Tuscaloosa Dumpling!"
by 9lb hammer April 14, 2008
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dusting off

The act of sharing intimacy between two people while maintaining no physical cantact by using props such as flowers to touch and/or tease the other individual until the climax occurs. Sometimes leads to physical intimacy when neither of the parties can hold out any longer.
1. Dude, Megan and Maddi are dusting off my body right now, I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

2. Did you see Josh Hartnett dusting off that girl in the Movie 40 Days and 40 Nights?
by KC Maddi Poole August 22, 2006
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Dirty Dumpling

when a guy fucks a girl in the ass before she takes a shit. when the guy is on his way to cum he pulls out and lets the girl take a shit. then the guy ejaculate all over the shit. thus making a dirty dumpling.
dirty dumpling always smell bad.
by XXV.GRiN September 29, 2008
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thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock
My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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