poop dysmorphia

When your poop felt bigger or smaller than it actually was.

I thought I took a big poop only to find little pebbles. Man, that’s some poop dysmorphia.

by Tianus March 10, 2022

code dysmorphia

Code dysmorphia is when a programmer feels like their code isn't as good as others' and they get stuck trying to make it perfect. It makes them spend too much time on their code and can make it hard for them to finish projects.

Eric: Hey Andy, do you ever feel like your code isn't good enough compared to others?

Andy: Yeah, I know what you mean. Sometimes I spend so much time trying to make it perfect that I never finish anything.

Eric: Yeah, it's like we have code dysmorphia or something.

Andy: Code dysmorphia? What's that?

Eric: It's when you think your code is bad even when it's not, and it stops you from finishing projects.

by okjlez February 21, 2023

Rockstar Dysmorphia

One with exceedingly capable Rockstar energy and abilities, who does not recognise this within themselves.

Cure: just grow up and admit it
Common side effects: overwhelming modesty, increased desire for snacks
Rare side effects: bad knees

Sue: "You know that guy, Darren or something like that? Yeah he has Rockstar Dysmorphia apparently"
Tony: "Who?"
Sue: "For fuck sake Tony you never listen to a word I say. This is why I'm divorcing you"

by actual rockstar December 20, 2022

eyelash extension dysmorphia

When you have no eyelash extensions and feel and look like a bald rat !

I have no lashes, i have eyelash extension dysmorphia 😭

by lol swag11 October 20, 2023

dismolished

drunk and demolished is dismolished.

Chris up north drunk after a 120 beers to himself is dismolished.

by Dat Nigga from Flint Town February 21, 2009

Desmond

Desmond is the mane for boy with usually a very nice cock and females love him for his big balls usually funny, cute, and very sexy usually a basketball type.

“Oh my god have you send Desmond he is so cute!l

by Megan Stringfor June 21, 2021

The Desmond

Noun

Dry humping the $#!% out of someone, switching clothes, and more dry humping.

That chinese kid pulled out The Desmond after Cotillion on some poor, drunk, defenseless girl named Andrea.

by Injian September 22, 2008