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God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways
by size 16 timbs November 6, 2022
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drunken menage a trois

a phrase used to describe sexual intercourse with someone, counting the immense amounts of alcohol you've consumed as a third party.
"Hey man I didn't see you after the party last night. Where'd you go?"

"Oh man...me, some chick and Jack Daniels had a drunken menage a trois."

"How was it?"

"From what I remember it was decent, but JD took over after a while...I didn't get to see much action."
by katienedsfilthyfilms June 17, 2010
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drunken monkey sex

Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.
Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!
by istitch October 28, 2017
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drunken dancing

This form of dancing, if you can call it that, results from persons consuming too much alcohol, which somehow fuels their confidence in a non-existent ability to dance.

The drunken dance can be mistaken for someone going into convulsions or having an undiagnosed neurological disorder. It is often painful to watch, but the drunken dancers are convinced that they are performing on a professional level.
Chrissie got pretty wild at that bar last night.
Oh no, she wasn't drunken dancing again, was she?
by DougCrow January 3, 2006
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Drunkies

The feeling of hunger experienced after consuming alcoholic beverages.

Similar to the urge to eat some people get after smoking marijuana
"I got the drunkies, you want to grab some pizza?"
by BaxterK December 5, 2007
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drunken hippie

Drunken Hippie (n.)

A drunken hippie is a drink made of half vodka and half cold green tea. The first ever drunken hippie had four shots of vodka in it. I originated this drink trying to conceal the fact that i was drinking in my dorm.
Yo, i had four drunken hippies last night, i felt like an alcoholic.
by Clint January 19, 2005
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drunken slut

the slut who crashes the party your boyfriend's at, clings to him the entire night, insisting on being beer pong partners with him every single round and then crawls into bed next to him at the end of the night after he's already fallen asleep.

most girls in your high school are drunken sluts, mainly the ones that have the least amount of respect for themselves and the highest number of sleeping partners. usually very insecure and clingy.
did you see those pictures of sally at that party with mary's boyfriend? mary's boyfriend wanted nothing to do with that drunken slut!
by AsDfGhJkLuuyt November 2, 2009
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