Drum Cock

Playing tittys like drums with your cock.

I drum cocked last night.

by TallyTapper July 8, 2009

drum major

Person that conducts a Marching Band of sorts. This highly regarded individual is thought of as keeping the band together as they perform for an audience, when in reality, about 95% of the band is listening to the drumline who are in fact the true conductors of a band. If the band and the drumline are not together in the music everything thing will in short, go to hell. Hence, no one is really watching the drum major as they perform because as we all know, they lack the basic music fundamentals of tempo and time once they step up onto their pedestal.

Freshman Band Member: Hey, which Drum Major should I watch as we march?
Veteran Member: Fuck that shit. Just listen back to the drums.

by Larrence September 26, 2005

Drum Cover Solo

When you play along to a song from an iPod or mp3 on drums and then upload it to a website WITHOUT any music in the background.

That guy did a really good drum cover solo!

by Drummer123 July 4, 2011

Drum Thump

Getting fucked in the ear hole

I was about about to get a blow job, but she turned her head at last second, so I drum thumped her, bro!

by Ezee173 July 18, 2017

Drum Key

A tool used to tune drums to different tensions. Also manages to blend in to any surface and gets lost when you fucking need it most.

*after searching for 15 minutes* Where the FUCK is my drum key. * Finds it Literally on floor by snare*

by Mynoduesp111 June 9, 2018

Drum set

Something used to play the Pornhub intro

Time to play the Pornhub intro on my Drum set

by qwerty69420 March 2, 2021

Drum the soup

Literally, to play percussive music on canned goods. Also, figuratively, a mundane, repetitive task, which can alternately be phrased using a formula of "Verb" the "noun."

I don't want to drum the soup today. I don't want to drum the soup my life away.

by TROUTEDmilk September 16, 2021