Dressing the Salad

When a gentleman is shagging a woman with an unshaven private area, upon reaching ejaculation, he screams RAAAANNNCCCHHHH (pulls out) DRESSINNNNGGG!!!!! and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

And this ladies and gents, is dressing the salad.

That bitch was hairy so i dressed her salad. I had fun Dressing the Salad
RRRRAAANNNNNNCHHHHHH DRRRREEESSSSIIINNNNGGGGG

by Frenchy (kiki), english wanka April 18, 2010

Dosser

A a lazy person who has no home , Job or money

Blanco spent all day at Deja Vu before pissing his pants and passing out on Kim's couch like the big dosser he is .

by Crytopsy88 July 19, 2020

well ventilated dress shoes

term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office

Your feet are warm? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!

by not Kevin May 31, 2006

tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.

by futga January 30, 2012

Devil In A New Dress

A simple phrase used to describe a temptation or a woman you are tempted to go out with even though you know she is a deceiver.

Also the name of a Kanye West song from the album "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy".

Jim: I've heard all the rumors, but I wanna ask her out and see what happens.
Bob: Dude, she's just a devil in a new dress...

by Jacalackso November 12, 2010

Phill wears a dress.

comments made directly after one spills alcohol(see alcohol abuse.)
Wearer of said dress does not have to be present for the phrase to be used.
Said wearer does not have to be the one spilling the drink.

"you just spilled your beer, Phill wears a dress."

by J.izzle February 20, 2009

dress coded

"The act of receiving detention, being sent home, calling home for a change of clothes, or being granted a visit to the principle's office for the infraction of breaking the dress code."

Mary was dress coded for wearing the extremely short skirt.

by Proud citizen of Suxbridge May 22, 2008