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DPS

When the penis becomes old and saggy. It shrivles up and becomes very wricly. Once a penis comes down with the dreaded DPS, the victom can never have sex or pleasure himself again.

A disese that is passed down by the offsprings parents. When one has such disese they become infected and should be nutered imeditly. If disese has completly takein over then the victom becomes deadly.

Dehydrated Penis Syndrome is concidered an illegal wepon for is is very contagious in its early stages and if not stoped then the female partner of such victom will undoubtly come down with DVS.
by Ryan Jacobson September 7, 2006
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DP

DP stands for diamond and pearl, it's a series of pokémon
Have you watched Pokémon DP this morning, it was really great, ash got owned by a gymleader!
by Duaneee ofc June 3, 2009
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DP

reffering to doctor pepper or a combination of vaginal and anal sex. more commonly reffering to Doctor Pepper
"hows it goin man"
"good, jut enjoying my DP"
by yahhhha May 4, 2008
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DP

This website has a list of all the creatures in the DP pokedex.
by MAC and PLC January 15, 2007
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DP

1. Acronym for Display Picture (profile picture) on a social networking website (Facebook, Instagram)
2. Acronym for double penetration. This is when a woman gets two dicks in two different holes in her body.
1. Man, did you see Samantha's new Instagram DP? It's so hot!
2. I asked Megan if I could fuck her, but she said only if I invited a fuck-buddy to do DP.
by DefineModernShit June 18, 2014
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DP

Dolores Park in San Francisco, CA

(not to be confused with other common definitions for DP)
"Man, it's such a nice day."
"totally, let's to go to DP."
by thizzlina April 11, 2010
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DP

Digital Performer - an audio/MIDI sequencing software program.
DP sucks. Acid & Logic are wayyyy better.
by Biosphere February 10, 2005
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